A-mei 阿妹 as Amit 阿密特 - Hei Chi Hei 黑吃嘿 Black Eats Black translation

WARNING: This video is not:
1. Work safe for workplaces that frown on BDSM imagery (although no actual nudity).
2. Brain safe for people who don't want to see explicit things being done to tomatoes.
YE BE WARNED.

Part of a series of Golden Melody Award winners! Amei won best album, best artist, and a lot more. I am working with some Taiwanese speakers to translate the song that won best song, so look forward to that, maybe?

你的頭長在哪邊	where's your head?
怎麼不在脖子上面	how come it's not on your neck?
我被你晾了一夜	you left me out to dry for a night
早餐配著你的黑輪	I ate oden with you in the morning
陪你看警匪片　學會以眼還眼	I learned "eye for an eye" watching crime films with you
我不還嘴　是正在　醞釀一舉攻堅	when I don't talk back it's because an attack is brewing
對你的笑 藏冷箭	to your smile, hiding cold arrows
你說的　那家店　明明全面禁菸	you said that place obviously forbids smoking
你的宵夜　到底在　哪個家裡解決	so you decided to get your midnight snack there
沾了一頭　菸臭味	enveloped in a cloud of stinking tobacco
＃黑吃黑 鬼咬鬼	#black eats black, ghost bites ghost
愛演我陪你演	you like to play, I'll play with you
是哪個妹　又被騙	it's that girl who's the one getting fooled
躺著給你安慰	into lying down to give you comfort
有夠可憐	how pathetic!
我超想見她一面	I so wanna take a look at her
黑吃黑 鬼咬鬼	black eats black, ghost bites ghost
愛演我陪你演	you like to play, I'll play with you
是我也想　惦一惦	it's me who wants to have a try
我有多少極限	and find out how many limits I have
你的謊言　是我的飯後消遣	your lies are how I pass the time after dinner
IT'S BULLSHIT	IT'S BULLSHIT
現在是西元幾年	what year is it AD now?
還把劈腿當作表現	we're still treating two-timing as something to show off
愛不愛一念之間	to love or not within an instant
不過就是一句再見	but it's just a goodbye
折磨你　打哈欠　還得陪我上街	tormented by yawns you still go shopping with me
然後半夜　摸著黑　上別條船搞鬼	later, at midnight, you grope in the dark, to do a number on the other girl1
黑夜白天　都別睡	whether at night or during the day, you won't sleep
你放心　我絕對　永遠笑容滿面	relax, I'm definitely always gonna be smiling ear to ear
找到一天　跟你說　我的耐心有限	but you'll find one day I'm gonna tell you my patience is finite
少在那邊　想挽回	cut it out, you'd better pull back
repeat ＃	REPEAT #
少在那邊	cut it out
你的專業謊言　對我是種表演	your professional lies are a kind of performance to me
少在那邊	cut it out
你的專業眼淚　對我是種笑點	your professional tears are a kind of joke to me
少在那邊	cut it out
你的專業犯罪　對我是種磨練	your professional crimes are a kind of endurance test to me
少在那邊	cut it out
準備滾到一邊	or get ready to get knocked to the side

1. In Chinese, one of the slang for "two-timing" is "having a foot each on two boats". The end of this line is literally "getting on your other boat to make some mischief".