Amit 阿密特 - Hó Táⁿ Lí Tio̍h Lâi 好膽你就來 Come If You Dare translation

The best song of the past year! According to the Taiwanese Grammys, the Golden Melody Awards, that is. I quite like it.

I had a lot of help with this translation.

The transliteration into POJ comes from here. I do not take any credit for it.

Rex on Lang-8 helped tons, by translating difficult lines into Mandarin for me and talking with me about my translation. Thanks very much.

攏細你啦　攏細你啦	Lóng sī lí lah. Lóng sī lí lah.	it's all you, it's all you
攏細你害我的面來紅紅	Lóng sī lí hāi góa ê bīn lâi âng-âng	it's all your fault that my face is all red
你的心我的心結結作一伙	Lí ê sim, góa ê sim, kiat-kiat chòe chi̍t-hóe.	if your heart and my heart are tied together
是要打算按怎	Sī beh phah-sǹg án-chóaⁿ.	then what should be done about it?
攏細你啦　攏細你啦	Lóng sī lí lah. Lóng sī lí lah.	it's all you, it's all you
攏細你害我整天在茫茫	Lóng sī lí hāi góa kui-kang teh bâng-bâng.	it's all your fault that I can't sober up all day
你的心我的心現在賣擱假	Lí ê sim, góa ê sim, chit-má mài koh ké	your heart and my heart should stop pretending now
#要討我的愛　好膽你就來	#Beh thó góa ê ài, hó-táⁿ lí tio̍h lâi.	#if you want my love, come if you dare
賣放底心內　怨嘆沒人知	Mài khǹg teh sim-lāi, oàn-thàn bô lâng chai.	don't leave complaints in your heart that no one knows about
思念作風颱　心情三溫暖	Su-liām chòe hong-thai, sim-chêng sam-un-loán.	thoughts swirling like a typhoon, mood like a sauna
其實我攏知　好膽你就來	Kî-si̍t góa lóng chai. Hó-táⁿ lí tio̍h lâi.	actually I know it all, so come if you dare
攏細你啦　攏細你啦	Lóng sī lí lah. Lóng sī lí lah.	it's all you, it's all you
攏細你害我來氣心魯命	Lóng sī lí hāi góa lâi khì-sim ló͘-miā	it's all you taking years off my life
你的心我的心結結作一伙	Lí ê sim, góa ê sim, kiat-kiat chòe chi̍t-hóe.	if your heart and my heart are tied together
是要打算按怎	Sī beh phah-sǹg án-chóaⁿ.	then what should be done about it?
攏細你啦　攏細你啦	Lóng sī lí lah. Lóng sī lí lah.	it's all you, it's all you
攏細你害我整天在火大	Lóng sī lí hāi góa kui-kang teh hóe tōa.	it's all your fault that I'm furious all day
你的心我的心現在賣擱假	Lí ê sim, góa ê sim, chit-má mài koh ké	your heart and my heart should stop pretending now
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A-mei 阿妹 as Amit 阿密特 - Hei Chi Hei 黑吃嘿 Black Eats Black translation

WARNING: This video is not:
1. Work safe for workplaces that frown on BDSM imagery (although no actual nudity).
2. Brain safe for people who don't want to see explicit things being done to tomatoes.
YE BE WARNED.

Part of a series of Golden Melody Award winners! Amei won best album, best artist, and a lot more. I am working with some Taiwanese speakers to translate the song that won best song, so look forward to that, maybe?

你的頭長在哪邊	where's your head?
怎麼不在脖子上面	how come it's not on your neck?
我被你晾了一夜	you left me out to dry for a night
早餐配著你的黑輪	I ate oden with you in the morning
陪你看警匪片　學會以眼還眼	I learned "eye for an eye" watching crime films with you
我不還嘴　是正在　醞釀一舉攻堅	when I don't talk back it's because an attack is brewing
對你的笑 藏冷箭	to your smile, hiding cold arrows
你說的　那家店　明明全面禁菸	you said that place obviously forbids smoking
你的宵夜　到底在　哪個家裡解決	so you decided to get your midnight snack there
沾了一頭　菸臭味	enveloped in a cloud of stinking tobacco
＃黑吃黑 鬼咬鬼	#black eats black, ghost bites ghost
愛演我陪你演	you like to play, I'll play with you
是哪個妹　又被騙	it's that girl who's the one getting fooled
躺著給你安慰	into lying down to give you comfort
有夠可憐	how pathetic!
我超想見她一面	I so wanna take a look at her
黑吃黑 鬼咬鬼	black eats black, ghost bites ghost
愛演我陪你演	you like to play, I'll play with you
是我也想　惦一惦	it's me who wants to have a try
我有多少極限	and find out how many limits I have
你的謊言　是我的飯後消遣	your lies are how I pass the time after dinner
IT'S BULLSHIT	IT'S BULLSHIT
現在是西元幾年	what year is it AD now?
還把劈腿當作表現	we're still treating two-timing as something to show off
愛不愛一念之間	to love or not within an instant
不過就是一句再見	but it's just a goodbye
折磨你　打哈欠　還得陪我上街	tormented by yawns you still go shopping with me
然後半夜　摸著黑　上別條船搞鬼	later, at midnight, you grope in the dark, to do a number on the other girl1
黑夜白天　都別睡	whether at night or during the day, you won't sleep
你放心　我絕對　永遠笑容滿面	relax, I'm definitely always gonna be smiling ear to ear
找到一天　跟你說　我的耐心有限	but you'll find one day I'm gonna tell you my patience is finite
少在那邊　想挽回	cut it out, you'd better pull back
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少在那邊	cut it out
你的專業謊言　對我是種表演	your professional lies are a kind of performance to me
少在那邊	cut it out
你的專業眼淚　對我是種笑點	your professional tears are a kind of joke to me
少在那邊	cut it out
你的專業犯罪　對我是種磨練	your professional crimes are a kind of endurance test to me
少在那邊	cut it out
準備滾到一邊	or get ready to get knocked to the side

1. In Chinese, one of the slang for "two-timing" is "having a foot each on two boats". The end of this line is literally "getting on your other boat to make some mischief".